Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful salamander.

Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobgudcub Femqueegsaf.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not eat bread.