Bonbamlog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart tapir.

Bonbamlog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbamlog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonbamlog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bonbamlog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bonbamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Bonbamlog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.