Himmutfet Fiddintab is a god.
It takes the form of a small, astonishing cobra.
Himmutfet Fiddintab created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Himmutfet Fiddintab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Himmutfet Fiddintab, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Himmutfet Fiddintab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Himmutfet Fiddintab's Holy Commandments
1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always look after injured dolphins.