Nurlbadcap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured jackal.

Nurlbadcap created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbadcap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlbadcap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurlbadcap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nurlbadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.