Nellzognell is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring gnu.

Nellzognell created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellzognell, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellzognell, she will cry a lot.

Nellzognell's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nellzognell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never paint your hands violet.