Budlapgem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing fairy.

Budlapgem created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlapgem, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budlapgem, he will cry a lot.

Budlapgem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Budlapgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Never talk about turtles.