Ripbimbog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent hare.

Ripbimbog created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbimbog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ripbimbog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ripbimbog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ripbimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Ripbimbog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your feet cyan.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.