Binmegfen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome hedgehog.

Binmegfen created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Binmegfen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binmegfen, he will laugh at you.

Binmegfen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Binmegfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.