Padsagflan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful spider.

Padsagflan created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsagflan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Padsagflan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Padsagflan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Padsagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Padsagflan loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Respect your elders.