Nuttofwee is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying centipede.

Nuttofwee created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttofwee, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttofwee, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttofwee's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nuttofwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.