Afsawmip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered shrew.

Afsawmip created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afsawmip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afsawmip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Afsawmip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Afsawmip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Afsawmip loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.