Afyokflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying crab.

Afyokflag created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Afyokflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Afyokflag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Afyokflag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Afyokflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill sheep.