Pibbimbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet dove.

Pibbimbeg created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbimbeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pibbimbeg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pibbimbeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pibbimbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Pibbimbeg nine times a day.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.