Yarlduncad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, deceitful hummingbird.

Yarlduncad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlduncad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlduncad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarlduncad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yarlduncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarlduncad.