Godspagfat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous duck.

Godspagfat created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Godspagfat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godspagfat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Godspagfat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Godspagfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. You must pray to Godspagfat seven times a day.

4. You must love Godspagfat.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.