Benfagpag is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, weak
swallow.
Benfagpag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benfagpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Benfagpag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Benfagpag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Benfagpag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not shave your neck.