Benfagpag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, weak swallow.

Benfagpag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfagpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benfagpag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Benfagpag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Benfagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your neck.