Ragtonkap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating hippopotamus.

Ragtonkap created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragtonkap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragtonkap, he will strike you with lightening.

Ragtonkap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ragtonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always wear red.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Ragtonkap loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ragtonkap.