Flyhomcen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful hedgehog.

Flyhomcen created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyhomcen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flyhomcen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flyhomcen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flyhomcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never laugh near doves.

5. Hide from cyan ducks for they are unholy.