Cussantetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental fish.

Cussantetti created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Cussantetti, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussantetti, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cussantetti's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cussantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.