Arntafnul is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable otter.

Arntafnul created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntafnul, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arntafnul, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arntafnul's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Arntafnul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.