Kingodjip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dove.

Kingodjip created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kingodjip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kingodjip, he will cry a lot.

Kingodjip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kingodjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if three nematodes approach from the west.

3. Never feed carrots to ducks while wearing red skirts.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.