Huggovyart is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable crane.

Huggovyart created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggovyart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Huggovyart, it will remove you from existence.

Huggovyart's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Huggovyart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed corn to horses while wearing brown hats.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about beans.