Dannurtcet Bellrullwip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional owl.

Dannurtcet Bellrullwip created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dannurtcet Bellrullwip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dannurtcet Bellrullwip, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dannurtcet Bellrullwip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dannurtcet Bellrullwip's Holy Commandments

1. Dannurtcet Bellrullwip loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never sit in the presence of voles.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.