Cusspitsin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful otter.

Cusspitsin created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspitsin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cusspitsin, he will turn you into a mole.

Cusspitsin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cusspitsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Cusspitsin loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cusspitsin must be the most important thing in your life.