Dissyattdam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented owl.

Dissyattdam created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissyattdam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissyattdam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dissyattdam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dissyattdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.