Mutwikbab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring toad.

Mutwikbab created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutwikbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mutwikbab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mutwikbab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mutwikbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. You must pray to Mutwikbab three times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.