Honarprut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient dragon.

Honarprut created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honarprut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honarprut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Honarprut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Honarprut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Honarprut on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.