Labnakhasbop is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured
turtle.
Labnakhasbop created energy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Labnakhasbop, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Labnakhasbop, he will turn you into a sheep.
Labnakhasbop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Labnakhasbop's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never hurt monkeys.
5. Do not stand on grass.