Cepveennil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome bird.

Cepveennil created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepveennil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepveennil, it will cry a lot.

Cepveennil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cepveennil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. You must pray to Cepveennil nine times a day.