Cimbabapp Stipcepbom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful wolf.

Cimbabapp Stipcepbom created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbabapp Stipcepbom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimbabapp Stipcepbom, she will turn you into a frog.

Cimbabapp Stipcepbom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cimbabapp Stipcepbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near capybaras.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.