Genpidbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid cow.

Genpidbid created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Genpidbid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genpidbid, she will turn you into a mole.

Genpidbid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Genpidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.