Sidcetcin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing grasshopper.

Sidcetcin created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidcetcin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidcetcin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sidcetcin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sidcetcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always obey Sidcetcin's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.