Biglitken is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful wren.

Biglitken created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biglitken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Biglitken, she will strike you with lightening.

Biglitken's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Biglitken's Holy Commandments

1. Biglitken loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away from gray foxes, for they are unholy.