Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless crow.

Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss, he will destroy your home planet.

Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vegbatgadwon Niglikbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.