Mobfembep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise goose.

Mobfembep created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfembep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobfembep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mobfembep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mobfembep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Mobfembep loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Mobfembep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.