Nellbetdin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow jellyfish.

Nellbetdin created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nellbetdin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellbetdin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nellbetdin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nellbetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nellbetdin.

5. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.