Camhaktendondutlensad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered narwhal.

Camhaktendondutlensad created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhaktendondutlensad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camhaktendondutlensad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Camhaktendondutlensad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Camhaktendondutlensad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if eight seals approach from the south.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.