Lunnell is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet wyrm.

Lunnell created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnell, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunnell, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lunnell's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lunnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Lunnell.

3. Never sit near manatees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.