Flisrenlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish warg.

Flisrenlarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisrenlarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisrenlarp, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flisrenlarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flisrenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.