Timkanvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able hippopotamus.

Timkanvid created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timkanvid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timkanvid, it will turn you into a tree.

Timkanvid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Timkanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.