Miftargbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fussy goat.

Miftargbit created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miftargbit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miftargbit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miftargbit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Miftargbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Put Miftargbit first in all things.

4. Never wear violet hats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.