Cadtargbep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking raven.

Cadtargbep created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadtargbep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadtargbep, she will not invite you to parties.

Cadtargbep's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cadtargbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Cadtargbep six times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.