Lunkopfudbap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm crab.

Lunkopfudbap created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lunkopfudbap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunkopfudbap, it will be very sad.

Lunkopfudbap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lunkopfudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.