Kenhinkap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair lobster.

Kenhinkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenhinkap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenhinkap, it will manifest in front of you.

Kenhinkap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kenhinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Kenhinkap on top of important buildings.