Babflyman is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing elephant.

Babflyman created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Babflyman, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babflyman, she will be very unhappy.

Babflyman's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Babflyman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt rats.