Dubfutrow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective crane.

Dubfutrow created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubfutrow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubfutrow, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dubfutrow's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dubfutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear green coats.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.