Stipfasyam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak jackal.

Stipfasyam created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Stipfasyam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipfasyam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Stipfasyam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stipfasyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing in the presence of pigs.