Zagfitren is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish swallow.

Zagfitren created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfitren, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagfitren, it will turn you into a plant.

Zagfitren's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zagfitren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Zagfitren on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never look in ponds.