Rapspagpang is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured wombat.

Rapspagpang created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapspagpang, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rapspagpang, he will torture you forever.

Rapspagpang's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rapspagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not chop down trees.