Yattbidraprennarldonbam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident rhinoceros.

Yattbidraprennarldonbam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbidraprennarldonbam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattbidraprennarldonbam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yattbidraprennarldonbam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yattbidraprennarldonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the east.

2. Never feed oranges to seals while wearing black shorts.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never bounce near whales.

5. Do not dye your hair red.